It happens every once in a while, I'm looking at random images, and I find something that was fairly easy for someone to do, but is so amazingly perfect, that most people would never do something so great with a lifetime of trying. This is such a moment.
Though looking at it, it actually kind of strikes me that Lincoln would more conducive to being turned into General Zod from Superman 2. Something to consider. Or I could do it myself.
The history books tell us that President Lincoln ended slavery by leading an army of Union soldiers to defeat the Confederacy and writing the Emancipation Proclamation. In reality, he turned Super-Saiyan and clobbered the ass of Confederate President Jackson, threatening to throw every Confederate rebel who doesn't surrender and give up slavery into the sun. And once again the Earth was saved....
Yes, I know that's not how it happened, but it's still something funny I had to say to this!