It happens every once in a while, I'm looking at random images, and I find something that was fairly easy for someone to do, but is so amazingly perfect, that most people would never do something so great with a lifetime of trying. This is such a moment.
Though looking at it, it actually kind of strikes me that Lincoln would more conducive to being turned into General Zod from Superman 2. Something to consider. Or I could do it myself.
The history books tell us that President Lincoln ended slavery by leading an army of Union soldiers to defeat the Confederacy and writing the Emancipation Proclamation. In reality, he turned Super-Saiyan and clobbered the ass of Confederate President Jackson, threatening to throw every Confederate rebel who doesn't surrender and give up slavery into the sun. And once again the Earth was saved....
Yes, I know that's not how it happened, but it's still something funny I had to say to this!
Ahhh, but you're forgetting that after being shot by John Wilkes Booth, he spent a year training with King Kai, and when his earlier self came forward with his time machine to wish himself back to life, he was still only at the level of Freeza saga Ulysses S. Grant. He was still powering up when McKinley's scouter broke during his own assassination in 1901.
Tloj: I'm the Jolt half... Reagan: I'm the Legsboy half... Reagan and Tloj: And together we are the Power Rangers! Tloj: We're brothers sharing the same account- Reagan: Because Premium Membership is expensive! Tloj: And thanks! We like to think our names are awesome too!